name tag

Bean, I'm pretty sure your name tag just says "Bean" and not
"Super Duper Superstar Star " but I'll take a closer look if you really want me to.

me!

Who's cuter than a button and doesn't like Mondays?

This Bean!
Who loves yellow and can beautifully put Bean's feelings into song?

This Lady!

ole!

Bean is very good at coming up with awesome ideas.
This isn't one of them.
But I should take Bean out to play with this bull for a bit until he moves on to another great idea. And maybe Bean could give him a little pep talk, too. Bean's great at those.

massage

Bean, I think you're supposed to be sitting down, you might break those puppies.

chubby bunny

MARSHMALLOWS!

(it's better when you hear Bean say it with his mouth full of them)

here is some more marshmallow goodness:
lovable
hugable
quotable

i saw the sign

Sometimes Bean goes for blatantly obvious displays of affection. It's spring, so he must be ...

tip top

Well, look who's up and feeling better. It was Nemo that did the trick, wasn't it?

there there

So I'm picking up "Finding Nemo", "The Rescuers", and "That Thing You Do". Is there anything else I can get you to make you feel better?
And some more gingerale.
Maybe I'll pick this up for you, too, Bean.

tummy eight

You ate how many strawberry frosted pop tarts!?
Bean, your tummy is NOT going to like that.
But I'll be here to nurse you back to health.

size that counts

Bean, how little are the kitties?

"This little!"

light!

Bean saw the light.
And stared.
And then grabbed his banjo.









taking a trip down memory lane,
this is an older Bean if you couldn't tell.
not as curvy but still cute.

you were saying?

Bean's listening!

atlas

Bean, if you ever feel like you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders you know you can always count on me to be there to help. That's what friends are for! Just say the word.

chow time

Bean, that's cute now but if you do that when you are married when your wife gets home you'll be in for it!

taxes?

I hope those aren't your taxes, Bean!

They were due yesterday!

Oh, I see, they are just Lindsay's pile of unread New York Times. You can go back to sleeping, now.

lolli

Oh, a lollipop!

It's a good thing you don't show your teeth when you smile, Bean, because if you keep eating those, you won't have any.

chipmunk

Bean, what have you managed to fit in your mouth?

I ask in a disapproving stance.

shrinkage

Sometimes sweaters find their way into Bean's laundry.

This makes Bean sad but he's thinking about opening an online store marketed towards little doggies that live in cold climates.

lazy bean

Bean, don't you dare sit your cute butt down when we've still got plenty of boxes that need unpacking!
I'm exhausted, too but we've got friends coming over and they can't see the place like this!

moved

Bean helped us move! Look how careful he is when handling fragile items. Hold it tight, Bean!

Bean, put that lamp shade back and help me with these art supplies.

Oh, brother. We'll never get unpacked at this rate...