January 7, 2008

Scha-wing batta batta batta scha-wing!

Bean was unfortunately unavailable for comment but we did get this statement from Bean's attorney:
"Bean has never, no will he ever, use steroids or any type of performance-enhancing drugs. Bean has always enjoyed watching "A League of Their Own" with only buttered popcorn and on occasion, a box of Sno Caps. Thank you."

1 comment:

richard longfellow said...

m&m's are just a teeny bit too close to home...