January 4, 2008

fragrance



Bean is eating one of his favorite vegetables. It's not his ultimate favorite vegetable because it makes going to the bathroom an aromatic experience that is not anything like those aroma therapy candles or massages you hear about. It's all caused by genes, and that one gene that causes that... well, Bean's got it! But he doesn't have the gene that lets him curl his tongue like a hot dog (and he's tried dozens of times, sometimes with clothespins). But getting back to vegetables; if he's judging without post-eating symptoms in mind, then this one is for sure his favorite.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

kinda cannibalistic...i like it.

Unknown said...

or is it vegetabalistic...?